Top 10 Signs You've Been on an OSC Trip

Top 10 signs that you've just come back from a southern comfort trip:

10. at bedtime you grab a sleeping bag and lie down on the bedroom floor

9. you've developed an unnatural attachment to your tool belt, and refuse to take it off when you're in the house.

8. you burst into raucous applause when your spouse puts food on the table and yell "let's hear it for the cook!!"

7. when you come in the door from work, you sprint toward the bathroom and yell "first shower!"

6. you slow down when you pass run-down houses and try to estimate how many pieces of sheetrock and buckets of mud it would take to fix that baby up

5. when the hostess at a restaurant asks your name for seating, you say "van number 5"

4. you make everyone in your house turn the lights off at 10 p.m., no matter what they're doing

3. you've decided to re-paint the den in green, yellow, and purple

2. when your son trips over stuff left on the floor, you say "oh good, that can be my safety tip of the day!" before you help him up.

and the number one way you can tell you've just come back from a southern comfort trip...

1. you feel terribly lonely and insecure going to sleep at night without 80 other people in the room with you.